Thursday, August 13, 2015

Wednesday, August 12, 2015 "Before the Terror."

Wednesday, August 12, 2015
Week: 52
Songs to Remember: Na na na - Grey Dog

        Oh boy, it's almost time. And just like my buddy said, "Tomorrow is the start of the year of terror". Yes terror, and also a lot of surprises.

        Sooo, what's the schedule for tomorrow? Terror, check, ummm, heh jk. Well, since I'm going to have to bring a very large AP Bio textbook with me to school, and a somewhat medium-sized poster for Honors English, I'm going to be meeting up with Yn as soon as I get there and get a locker next to hers. She actually messaged me a couple days ago, asking about lockers and schedules and whatnot.

        So after I claim my locker, put my textbook and poster in there (hopefully it fits), I gotta turn in my locker form to the textbook room (that is, they are even accepting any in the morning, last year they did not and it was just a fucking mess of a long line). Then uhhh, go fuck around for a bit until it's time to get my schedule. Unless they're allowing us to get our schedules at any time, of course in which I'd get mine, go with Yn to get hers, walk around for a bit, fuck around for a bit, the usual.

        I'll also go scope out where my classes are located at, umm, yeah, maybe meet up with Ln and help her find her classes too. Oh and Em, maybe I'll run into her too. And uh yeah. Seemed much more uh, exciting in the past. Now that I actually thought about it, it does sound kinda lackluster. But hey, that's if everything goes the way I plan it in my head, and we all know shit never goes the way I think they do.

        The more surprises the better. But please don't surprise me with those harder grading teachers, please. I really, really don't think I could handle them this year. It's gonna be filled with terror and surprises, but I really don't want any terrifying surprises.

        As for updates, my buddy doesn't really enjoy his new school. Umm, a lot of people are doing their summer assignments at the last minute. How do I know that? Well a couple of my buddies just started their Joy Luck posters yesterday, and one of 'em finished at 4:00 AM. And, I've seen a ton of people on Facebook going like "Anybody taking Honors English? How do you do the poster?" I'm just like, shaking my head.

        I wanted to be done with all these assignments so I could relax on my final days of summer. And I am, for, well, one day. It's today. Yesterday night I had to start and finish the AP Bio shit. For the most part I barely knew shit what I was talking about, and I'm just hoping the teacher has pity on me and the assignment and just gives me at least a C.

        Oh and seats, forgot about seats. I usually pick seats that are to the side or whatever, I don't like being up-front, in the back, just, middle's fine. I think I'll try to be near-, well, ya see every year I get the same shit. "You're pretty quiet". Yeah, I know that, thanks, heh. But really, I'm either just too lazy or tired to interact. With, answering questions of course. I don't feel like raising my hand at all.

        I don't even know why I'm planning at all. Stuff doesn't go the way I plan, ever, so, I guess this is to just get all the anxiety out of my mind. Just let it all out, hopefully no school nightmares tonight, (unlike last night). Just go with the flow, do whatever it takes you.

        And my cousin came over today, wih her mom, aaand her boyfriend. I looked out the window and I was like "Oh my gosh mom, which friends did you bring over this time". And then I heard a voice that was similar to my aunt's voice. And uh, yep, I was like "Oh wait, it's my aunt and cousin".

        I also forgot to mention that it's Ek's birthday today. You know, the one who invited me to badminton on Friday? So, happy birthday! I met her through my best buddy, and even though he goes to a different school now, we're still buddies, both me, Ek, and him. But this series is going to be different, real different. Well, it's about 9 'o' clock now. Ssss, I'm really not ready for this new series, heh. We'll see, during the world premier of the new series "The Days", tomorrow at 6:30 AM pacific. See ya.

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Tuesday, August 11, 2015 "To Wake Up Early."

Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Week: 52
Songs to Remember: Champagne - TVXQ, YeY - Beast, Nanana - Grey Dog

        It's almost the series premier of The Days. My mom's making me go to bed at 10:00 PM today, I mean, I guess. It's kinda hard to sleep a few days before school starts because the thought of school starting is gonna be floating in my mind.

        I didn't really do much today besides finishing (and starting) the AP Biology work, which is in my opinion a load of BS. Like, I'm supposed to find experiences in my life which relate to these bootleg concepts. So, I pretty much gave some bootleg stories and answers, it ain't my fault though. This assignment is seriously just some BS.

        Anyways, gonna make a nice pre-series post tomorrow, gonna be what I hope to do, planning, etc. Right now I'ma need to fucking practice waking up early. Oh and uh, my buddies (about half of my buddies) had their first day of school today. My best buddy, the one who had to go to a different (and ghetto) school, had to wait in line to change his schedule for a majority of the day. Pretty sad but, what can ya do.

        I also got woken up by my buddy's texts in the morning. I was really, really tired, not enough energy that I wish I had, so, I went back to sleep. So yeah. My buddies and I are having fun meme-ing the shit outta that gut we trolled yesterday. All of it is inside jokes. And uh, yeah. I'll update shit tomorrow, right now, see ya.

Monday, August 10, 2015

Monday, August 10, 2015 "Rush Part 2: Physically, Emotionally, Mentally."

Monday, August 10, 2015
Week: 52
Songs to Remember: Dash - M.I.B

        Some people are really, really, crazy. And by crazy, I mean "thirsty", as all us youngsters call it nowadays.

        As a disclaimer, don't try this at home (also a tiny bit not safe for work). This is a continuation of what happened yesterday, although much more safe for work. A lot of shit that my buddies and I did today were really, really, stupid and dangerous. Not as dangerous as what the dude we were trolling was being, but, things could've gone very wrong. So yeah, keep that in mind.

        I woke up today, did my usual stuff, went on the Skype chat to see if anything had happened. Nope, nothing, I go on doing my regular shit, like watching Running Man and Skyping with my cousin. Soon enough, my buddies messaged the Skype chat with how that dude was on it again.

        I log onto the fake account, see what's up. Apparently he was doing community service (at our school) in helping with the registration process (as today the freshmen were registering). He was still saying the same stuff he was saying yesterday. He also told us he's looking around for "blindspots" (like, really) where we could engage in fun times (at the school. Really?).

        Uh, we try to sound like what we were yesterday. He had to work, up until 4:00 PM, and after that he would ask us to come. He actually messaged us at like, 8:00 AM, 10:00 AM, saying "I hope you got off to me last night". Like, *vomit sound I always do*. Let me just remind you it still hasn't been 24 hours yet, he has not even known us for a whole day yet, not even real life, and this is how he goes.

        We've tried messing around with others at around the same time, we ended up not doing them much (and even blocking that one other guy from yesterday), to focus on this guy, our main troll priority. At around 4:00 PM, he messages us asking "When are you coming?" as in, when we would be meeting him at the school.

        He was really there, at the school, WAITING, for us to come over there. It was like a half hour past 4. We get all of us in the Curse Voice call, this was fucking nuts. We exchange convos, blah blah, he then tells us to give him our address so that he could come to our house. I looked on Google Maps for an address that was pretty far on the outskirts of our city.

        We give him the address, he looks up directions on his phone, says that he can't find it. I check one more time on Google Maps. Apparently, when I first got the address, it said that it was located in our city. Now that I went back, it now says that it's in a DIFFERENT city. It was already too late, he's pretty much going to a place near the address, then finding the house (which kinda worked out for us, that is). He was like "Jesus" after we showed him the Google Map. We expected him to not go, but of course, he did.

        We knew it was too late because we already gave him our address, as well as he kept us updated on where he was by posting actual pictures of where he was. I looked on Google Maps and it was AN HOUR from our school, to that address, on bike, that is. He's using a "longboard". So my buddies and I are laughing our asses off, because a dude who just met a girl online for less than 24 hours, is going to another city on a skateboard, expecting to have intercourse with her. It's pretty crazy.

        So he's apporaching the house, well the street actually. He gets to the street, starts looking around for the house. He then runs into a privately-gated part of the street, in which he's like "Umm, this part's like privately gated" and "A dog's barking at me". This was where it got kinda sketchy. His phone, also starts running out of battery. This was where it got kinda sketchy for us.

        We''ve got a dude who rode his skateboard all the way to a different city, who's phone is about to die, in which he had used it for directions to even get there in the first place, and expecting to have intercourse with a girl he met online for less than 24 hours. I was kinda concerned he would get lost, not sure what my buddies were thinking (maybe the same thing).

        He starts taking pictures of the neighborhood, sending us it to see if it was "our" house. He describes details to us about the neighborhood, he says "I see a white car coming". We were all kinda freaking out as this dude's gone way too far, beyond what we were expecting. So, we decided to try and abort the whole thing. So I said "THAT'S MY PARENTS", as in, that white car (what a plan). He's like "Well, guess I came here for nothing".

        But apparently he didn't stop there. That didn't stop him. He said something like "Well, I came all the way here, might as well get a hug out of it". We're all like "Whaaaaaat?!" What was this dude thinking? He's still going after this, " just for a hug", and maybe probably fondle a bit too, I don't know. I guess he wandered around for a while, as uhh, we saw his online icon go from green, to gray. His phone fucking went out of battery.

        We log off after that, expecting him to just go home. After a bit, we log back on, and what, the fucking, fuck. There's 18 messages from him, with him explaining how he found our house (guess he did), but only an Indian guy came out (from his words). He then asked the dude if there was a "Insert name of girl here" around, in which the Indian dude said it was 2 houses over. What are the chances, heh, that this random dude helped us out unintentionally.

        He says that he went to a place to charge his phone (wow, really?). He's now outside this one house, and he's asking us to come out. His phone was also not charged all the way, probably just enough to get him to contact us 'till he gets to our house. At this point, we did NOT want to go further. This guy is going to get hurt or something, if we don't stop his horny will to get to us. So, we had him do some stupid stuff, until we decided to end it all.

        We told him to yell out our name and see if we can hear it. Apparently he did, because he typed "Did you hear it?". We also asked him to throw his longboard in the air and see if we can see it. We tried to think of ways to stop it all. I thought of acting as if we were grounded. My buddy thought of another way, in which we act as our fake girl's parent. My buddy just typed in all-caps, like, "WHO ARE YOU" and all that. He said he was a friend from school and my buddy comes up with the perfect response: "IF YOU'RE JUST A FRIEND THEN WHY DID YOU SEND MY DAUGHTER THOSE PICTURES".

        It was perfect. My buddy also went a little overboard, being like "I DEMAND AN APOLOGY LETTER" and "IF YOU DO NOT, I COULD JUST FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER". I knew it would scare him because he's kinda been in the same situation before (sorta, it involved sex and cops). Well, he believed it alright. He even messed up, saying "Thank you sir" when it was supposed to be the mom, in which we demanded he correct it, and so he did.

        After that, we spammed him with a certain catchphrase, then blocked him and logged off. And so, that was our little adventure. It did NOT go the way we expected it to go. Most likely because this dude was (and probably is) the MOST, thirsty person I have ever seen/met. With all the circumstances, he still tried to get with a girl. And the "hug" would've probably been more than a hug, maybe a bit of fondle here and there.

        A buddy of mine's going to school tomorrow, first day, the rest of us have school on Thursday, so, we're just gonna lay low for a while. We don't plan to touch that account for a while. It really could've ended badly, but thank goodness it didn't. We know the dude's fine because he liked a mutual friend's status on Facebook like an hour ago.

        In my opinion, he kinda deserved it. He should have known better. A girl, he just met online yesterday, for less than 24 hours, who lives in another city, who had only sent him a few pantie-shot pics, in which he responded with dickpics (as well as a rasturbation video), waiting for a girl to meet him at his school to maybe have funtimes somewhere around there, and instead chose to travel all the way on a longboard, to a different city for 2 hours, had his phone run out of battery as he's trying to find a girl's house so he can bone her, having to go charge his phone at a random place, only for him to wander around some more, then get chewed out by the fake daughter's parent. Then having to longboard all the way home, with his sexual fantasies yet to be fulfilled.

        It's kinda crazy, how a dude who had exhausted himself physically, emotionally, and mentally, still tried to meet this girl. I mean seriously, school's starting in less than a week, he could've just waited, he would've bound to meet her (of course he would not have because she's not real, but, he didn't really have any patience, there wasn't a need to rush). He was horny, desperate, and stupid, all in one. And that's what love and lust does to ya. Ya go crazy and travel to another city on a skateboard.

        Well, my buddy just deleted the account. No trace of our fake girl, besides the archived screenshots and video my buddy had done for all this. And also, apparently my Chinese teacher had retired. Like, before the school year starts, which means, I'm left with a new teacher Chinese teacher, which means I'll have to actually learn Chinese the boring way, and not through fun interactive games. Fuuuuuuu.

        Anyways, this'll be a fun thing to remember, whenever we uh, get together online again. Maybe next year in the summer, we'll try this again. We've learned what to do, and what not to do. Next time, we'll be more safer, and I'll be more accurate in my addresses and not accidentally pick one that's in another city, heh. Still, we meant no harm, it was this person's idiocy that got him into this mess.

        I'll be waking up early tomorrow to keep up with my buddy's first day of school, at his new school. See ya.

Sunday, August 9, 2015 "Rated R for Rush."

Sunday, August 9, 2015
Week: 51
Songs to Remember: Go Crazy - 2PM

        I gotta say, when nearing the beginning of the school year, people do a lot of fucking crazy shit. A, LOT.

        As a disclaimer, this is not something to try at home. My buddies and I were just some stupid teen boys, trying to troll some dudes on the internet. We didn't think it would go this far, we just wanted to troll, okay? Everybody here is going to remain anonymous, I will not mention any names at all. This post is going to be a bit not safe for work. Not on our part, but on the other person's part.

        Okay, so those are the warnings. Today, was just an average day for me, sleep, wake up, eat, Skype with my cousin, chat with my buddies in the Skype chat, hoping to play some League of Legends. It was all very average, sane. I re-watched Coraline. We mentioned about the guy we were talking about yesterday, with his bootleg cringey messages from that screenshot.

        We all knew that he had had sex before. The way he replied in those messages in that screenshot showed that he was kinda "thirsty", as us kids say nowadays. One of my buddies suggested that we make a fake account of a girl on Facebook, then proceed to troll him with it. That was literally our whole intentions, just to mess with him. That was it.

        So, my buddy proceeded to create the profile, friend some of our mutual friends to make it seem legit, we looked up other girls' Instagrams for the profile picture, as well as to provide pictures if this guy were to ask for them. These photos were safe for work, of course. Just selfies and shit, the stuff girls usually do, okay? So we got the profile up. We added more people, made a couple statuses on that profile to show that like, "Hey, I'm transferring to this school!"

        A little while after, the guy who we were wanting to troll accepts the friend request. My buddy was the only person on the account at that time. We were all in a Curse Voice chat, our buddy was taking screenshots to keep us informed. It started out very, very casual. Well, sane at least. We tried to appear as the "dream girl" for this guy.

        My buddies and I all logged onto the fake account, we took some turns chatting with the dude. Soon enough, this one dude comments on our status which said like "Hi I'm new to the school". We were trying to troll him too, but then things went a bit weird. My buddy mentioned some bootleg anime stuff to the guy (the new guy). Apparently he likes roleplaying, so we did a bit of anime roleplaying. It, was kinda boring, and weird.

        We were pretty engaged in conversation with the guy (the original guy we were trying to troll). In order to keep track and answer both conversations, we each took turns sending messages. And then, well, it got to a point where we knew the original guy "liked us" (liked our fake profile person. Like, like like). So what my buddy decided to do was send him a picture of a random girl's butt shot with her panties on.

        It was an all or nothing basically, we had the point of our trolling, we just wanted to see how he would react to that. The next was kinda, uhhhh, unexpected. We told him "Hold up, gonna give you something". We did NOT expect him to be THIS thirsty. All those internet safety shit, this guy probably didn't learn anything at all.

        He said something like "Wow, didn't think you'd be that kinda girl. Good thing I'm like that too" and well, sends us a picture of his dick. Ho, ly, shit. We did not expect him to do that. AT ALL. We could'a stopped there, but I guess we decided to keep going with it, to see how far he would go. At this point, we ended the convo with the other guy to focus on this guy.

        We kept on going with the comments, we sent him some more picutres (none nude of course, all were just asses with panties on). He just kept on going with it. Like, uhhhh. It was pretty fucking disturbing, I had to cover the screen with my hand every time he sent a dickpic (around 3 total).  He also did a bit of roleplay too, which uh, I really wasn't comfortable with after the other guy (at least the other guy was just into anime shit).

        At one point, he tried to call us, using the stupid Facebook call feature. We didn't answer, and we also kinda wanted to stop. This was getting a bit too far out of our hands. What was worse was how he was doing this in the living room. First the closest for the first pic, and now he's in the living room. Thank goodness pictures like those are never good quality, because I did NOT want to see a high-res picture of- that.

        He talked about wanting to do us, rasturbate together on can, just, ugghh. He basically just unleashed his wild side on us. He even explained how he kept these uh, "emotions", built up inside of him. Kinda sad that we're doing this to him, but at the same time, he kinda deserves it. So anyways, we try to end the convo by saying that our phone's gonna die. He's literally trying to find ways to keep talking to him so he can finish his uh, " session". He's like "Don't you have a charger?" and we're like "No". Then he was like "How much percentage left?". We give him 11%, just so he has time to finish.

        He ends up sending us a video, a VIDEO, of him reaching climax after rasturbating. He filmed about the last 13 seconds of it. I blocked out the video, but heard the sound, and well, saw his cement drip down onto his stomach. The sight of that, as well as the sound, will never leave my head. Holy fucking shit. And uh, that's when we called it quits. We did a bit of " Oh man that turns me on" texts, but that was it. We logged off the account after that.

        To believe that a guy, who is going to be a Junior this year, has been very popular in his classes, has had previous relationships before, and has had sex, succumbs to this sort of thing. A transferring student, who he has not even met in person, and has only met online, for LESS than a day. We made the account at about 5:00 PM, stared trolling him at around 6:00 PM, continued on 'till about 12:00 AM. Not even 12 hours, and he does shit like this. What- what was the purpose of all those cyber-safety shit discussion and presentations that schools give us? What was the purpose of all that, when people like him STILL do this type of shit.

        My buddies and I have a funny story to tell now, as well as images that we can never get out of our heads. No, even more than a story, an experience. One that we swore to never tell anyone else, and only mention it subtly, because we got a few jokes off of this whole thing, heh.

        *sigh*, well that was a whole boatload of crazy. Let this be a lesson, to never trust anybody at all on the internet. Unless, they have really good evidence. If it seems too good to true, it usually is. A dude got catfished by 5 teen boys over Facebook. And this whole thing wasn't malicious in any way, we didn't and don't plan on releasing his nudes and ruining his life. We just logged off, left the account as is, not responding to him ever again. Even after 10 minutes of calming himself down and that we're already logged off the account, he still has the courage to say "Welcome to our school!" on our status. This was all just too surreal.

        And you know what's even worse for us, than it is for him? From this day on, I can never look at him the same way ever again. Changes your perception of the person after shit like this. Anyways, that was an adventure of ours. See ya.

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Saturday, August 8, 2015 "Almost Relaxed."

Saturday, August 8, 2015
Week: 51
Songs to Remember: Champagne - TVXQ

        Now that I'm done with the Joy Luck poster, I could finally relax. Nothing else I gotta do, except my AP Bio work, but besides that, I'm almost relaxed.

        The poster overall, I would say, took about 3 hours, in total. I did it over the course of a couple weeks, so. Printing, doing test prints, took around 10 minutes. Online editing, drawing, with GIMP and all that, took the majority of the time. About 2 hours. The rest was just cutting everything out, as well as cutting the black construction paper for 3D defined outlines on everything, just to bring it all together, not make it look all that tacky looking.

        The drawings were all done in GIMP, using a weighted brush and pencil, a bit of stock graphics for the brick wall in the alley picture. The double-face drawing was inspired by the Rhett and Link logo. The chess pieces were also stock-drawn. I also had to come up with a title. Going off by an example, I had to put the Joy Luck Club and author on there. As for the mother/daughter relevant title, I thought about movie titles.

        I then thought about other stuff than movies, I ended up thinking of "Haunted Junction", one of the first anime I've ever watched. I then remembered that my characters had the last name "Jong", so that fit perfectly. "The Jong-tion of Lindo and Waverly". Get it? Because junction, "Jong-tion"? I swear, if my teacher doesn't find that funny or clever, I'm slapping a bitch.

        Today was just a relaxing day. Skyping with my cousin, Bane jokes, a couple League games with my buddy, as well as gossip in our Skype group chat (with my buddies). We first talked about cringey Facebook posts, moved on to other random shit, who we find the hottest in our class of 2017 (kinda cringey now that I think about it, but hey, it was fucking funny). As well as sharing screenshots about incidents with our classmates, cringey ones, etc.

        There was one where we made fun of Dn for posting "Single AGAAAAAAAAIN" as a status. It was all in good fun, we didn't say anything to her, we all got a good laugh, just for the moment, never minded it again. But really, she posted that and a whole bunch of dudes got thirsty in the comments. Like, damn son. There was a dude who, eh, said "Mom... Why do you leave everyone of my dad's when I'm just getting used to them". That's level of cringey I'm talkin' bout. GAHHH.

        School, more random shit, whatever. A lot of stuff we discussed, very, very, relaxing. Kinda reminded me of when I used to talk about cringey or bootleg posts on Facebook, back in So Don't Be On With Her. Ummm, yeah, uh, I found a lot of new songs today. Still been watching Running Man. I am now on episode 247. Still got a lot more episodes to get through to get caught up.

        Oh yeah, I'm still having crazy fucking dreams. I just treat it as something regular now. As for sleep, I sleep through some of my alarms sometimes. I also feel sleepy in the afternoon, which is NOT good, as I don't want to take naps again like last year. Anyways, see ya.


Oh shit, forgot to put a picture of the poster.