Monday, August 10, 2015
Week: 52
Songs to Remember: Dash - M.I.B
Some people are really, really, crazy. And by crazy, I mean "thirsty", as all us youngsters call it nowadays.
As a disclaimer, don't try this at home (also a tiny bit not safe for work). This is a continuation of what happened yesterday, although much more safe for work. A lot of shit that my buddies and I did today were really, really, stupid and dangerous. Not as dangerous as what the dude we were trolling was being, but, things could've gone very wrong. So yeah, keep that in mind.
I woke up today, did my usual stuff, went on the Skype chat to see if anything had happened. Nope, nothing, I go on doing my regular shit, like watching Running Man and Skyping with my cousin. Soon enough, my buddies messaged the Skype chat with how that dude was on it again.
I log onto the fake account, see what's up. Apparently he was doing community service (at our school) in helping with the registration process (as today the freshmen were registering). He was still saying the same stuff he was saying yesterday. He also told us he's looking around for "blindspots" (like, really) where we could engage in fun times (at the school. Really?).
Uh, we try to sound like what we were yesterday. He had to work, up until 4:00 PM, and after that he would ask us to come. He actually messaged us at like, 8:00 AM, 10:00 AM, saying "I hope you got off to me last night". Like, *vomit sound I always do*. Let me just remind you it still hasn't been 24 hours yet, he has not even known us for a whole day yet, not even real life, and this is how he goes.
We've tried messing around with others at around the same time, we ended up not doing them much (and even blocking that one other guy from yesterday), to focus on this guy, our main troll priority. At around 4:00 PM, he messages us asking "When are you coming?" as in, when we would be meeting him at the school.
He was really there, at the school, WAITING, for us to come over there. It was like a half hour past 4. We get all of us in the Curse Voice call, this was fucking nuts. We exchange convos, blah blah, he then tells us to give him our address so that he could come to our house. I looked on Google Maps for an address that was pretty far on the outskirts of our city.
We give him the address, he looks up directions on his phone, says that he can't find it. I check one more time on Google Maps. Apparently, when I first got the address, it said that it was located in our city. Now that I went back, it now says that it's in a DIFFERENT city. It was already too late, he's pretty much going to a place near the address, then finding the house (which kinda worked out for us, that is). He was like "Jesus" after we showed him the Google Map. We expected him to not go, but of course, he did.
We knew it was too late because we already gave him our address, as well as he kept us updated on where he was by posting actual pictures of where he was. I looked on Google Maps and it was AN HOUR from our school, to that address, on bike, that is. He's using a "longboard". So my buddies and I are laughing our asses off, because a dude who just met a girl online for less than 24 hours, is going to another city on a skateboard, expecting to have intercourse with her. It's pretty crazy.
So he's apporaching the house, well the street actually. He gets to the street, starts looking around for the house. He then runs into a privately-gated part of the street, in which he's like "Umm, this part's like privately gated" and "A dog's barking at me". This was where it got kinda sketchy. His phone, also starts running out of battery. This was where it got kinda sketchy for us.
We''ve got a dude who rode his skateboard all the way to a different city, who's phone is about to die, in which he had used it for directions to even get there in the first place, and expecting to have intercourse with a girl he met online for less than 24 hours. I was kinda concerned he would get lost, not sure what my buddies were thinking (maybe the same thing).
He starts taking pictures of the neighborhood, sending us it to see if it was "our" house. He describes details to us about the neighborhood, he says "I see a white car coming". We were all kinda freaking out as this dude's gone way too far, beyond what we were expecting. So, we decided to try and abort the whole thing. So I said "THAT'S MY PARENTS", as in, that white car (what a plan). He's like "Well, guess I came here for nothing".
But apparently he didn't stop there. That didn't stop him. He said something like "Well, I came all the way here, might as well get a hug out of it". We're all like "Whaaaaaat?!" What was this dude thinking? He's still going after this, " just for a hug", and maybe probably fondle a bit too, I don't know. I guess he wandered around for a while, as uhh, we saw his online icon go from green, to gray. His phone fucking went out of battery.
We log off after that, expecting him to just go home. After a bit, we log back on, and what, the fucking, fuck. There's 18 messages from him, with him explaining how he found our house (guess he did), but only an Indian guy came out (from his words). He then asked the dude if there was a "Insert name of girl here" around, in which the Indian dude said it was 2 houses over. What are the chances, heh, that this random dude helped us out unintentionally.
He says that he went to a place to charge his phone (wow, really?). He's now outside this one house, and he's asking us to come out. His phone was also not charged all the way, probably just enough to get him to contact us 'till he gets to our house. At this point, we did NOT want to go further. This guy is going to get hurt or something, if we don't stop his horny will to get to us. So, we had him do some stupid stuff, until we decided to end it all.
We told him to yell out our name and see if we can hear it. Apparently he did, because he typed "Did you hear it?". We also asked him to throw his longboard in the air and see if we can see it. We tried to think of ways to stop it all. I thought of acting as if we were grounded. My buddy thought of another way, in which we act as our fake girl's parent. My buddy just typed in all-caps, like, "WHO ARE YOU" and all that. He said he was a friend from school and my buddy comes up with the perfect response: "IF YOU'RE JUST A FRIEND THEN WHY DID YOU SEND MY DAUGHTER THOSE PICTURES".
It was perfect. My buddy also went a little overboard, being like "I DEMAND AN APOLOGY LETTER" and "IF YOU DO NOT, I COULD JUST FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER". I knew it would scare him because he's kinda been in the same situation before (sorta, it involved sex and cops). Well, he believed it alright. He even messed up, saying "Thank you sir" when it was supposed to be the mom, in which we demanded he correct it, and so he did.
After that, we spammed him with a certain catchphrase, then blocked him and logged off. And so, that was our little adventure. It did NOT go the way we expected it to go. Most likely because this dude was (and probably is) the MOST, thirsty person I have ever seen/met. With all the circumstances, he still tried to get with a girl. And the "hug" would've probably been more than a hug, maybe a bit of fondle here and there.
A buddy of mine's going to school tomorrow, first day, the rest of us have school on Thursday, so, we're just gonna lay low for a while. We don't plan to touch that account for a while. It really could've ended badly, but thank goodness it didn't. We know the dude's fine because he liked a mutual friend's status on Facebook like an hour ago.
In my opinion, he kinda deserved it. He should have known better. A girl, he just met online yesterday, for less than 24 hours, who lives in another city, who had only sent him a few pantie-shot pics, in which he responded with dickpics (as well as a rasturbation video), waiting for a girl to meet him at his school to maybe have funtimes somewhere around there, and instead chose to travel all the way on a longboard, to a different city for 2 hours, had his phone run out of battery as he's trying to find a girl's house so he can bone her, having to go charge his phone at a random place, only for him to wander around some more, then get chewed out by the fake daughter's parent. Then having to longboard all the way home, with his sexual fantasies yet to be fulfilled.
It's kinda crazy, how a dude who had exhausted himself physically, emotionally, and mentally, still tried to meet this girl. I mean seriously, school's starting in less than a week, he could've just waited, he would've bound to meet her (of course he would not have because she's not real, but, he didn't really have any patience, there wasn't a need to rush). He was horny, desperate, and stupid, all in one. And that's what love and lust does to ya. Ya go crazy and travel to another city on a skateboard.
Well, my buddy just deleted the account. No trace of our fake girl, besides the archived screenshots and video my buddy had done for all this. And also, apparently my Chinese teacher had retired. Like, before the school year starts, which means, I'm left with a new teacher Chinese teacher, which means I'll have to actually learn Chinese the boring way, and not through fun interactive games. Fuuuuuuu.
Anyways, this'll be a fun thing to remember, whenever we uh, get together online again. Maybe next year in the summer, we'll try this again. We've learned what to do, and what not to do. Next time, we'll be more safer, and I'll be more accurate in my addresses and not accidentally pick one that's in another city, heh. Still, we meant no harm, it was this person's idiocy that got him into this mess.
I'll be waking up early tomorrow to keep up with my buddy's first day of school, at his new school. See ya.
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