Thursday, June 12, 2014 "Unexpected Likes."

Thursday, June 12, 2014
Week: Summer
Songs to Remember: Girls (The Knocks remix) - The 1975

        Okay, enough of this random liking of my profile pictures. Please, just don't. I cannot handle enough of this.

        And stupid Facenovel not having enough privacy options... like 30 seconds right after I change my cover photo for Facenovel, I get f***ed over by Facenovel not having a feature to remove the "Drew has updated their cover photo" and that Vt girl liked it. In the speed of light too.

        And f*** man, why do girls got to expect the dude to message them first, for f***'s sake man. Give, me, a breather. Okay, calm down. Take a few, large, insanely large, like oxygen tank large, breaths. Okay, now to explain some stuff.

        To start off, yesterday, El posted a picture of her coming back from her trip to Texas. I liked it because why not, and then soon after she liked a couple of my things, a couple of my profile pictures and a post, which dated back to like, 2012. And yeah.

        She then posted in this Facenovel group which included Em, her, me, and a bunch of other people who hang out at this one particular building at our school. I'm in the group only because Em included me in it, not because I actually make any contact with any of those people at all really.

        Her post was "There might be a father coming soon depends on if he likes me... XP <3". To make things a bit more clear (and not have it sound disturbing to those who have no idea what she's talking about), our Facenovel group has this family tree, with everyone being a father, mother, sons, etc. I don't know why, I'm just in the group.

        El is currently the "mother" of the group/ family, so father means her maybe lover or whatever. And everyone in the group is gettin' all rallied up by this, saying like "YESSSSSSSS OMG YASSSSS EL" or " EL IS THE STAR OF THE NEW SHOW. HOW I MET YOUR FATHER". Yeah, I don't know either.

        Then comes the part where I sorta freak out a bit like, "Gosh darn it, I knew I should have just messaged her when she started liking my pictures randomly." And that, would soon become a new rule for my rules on how to get by.

        I have no idea how many rules I have. And I'm too lazy to go back to look em' all up. So let's just say it's rule 6. My rules on how to get by, rule 6: If a girl randomly likes a bunch of your pictures, re-evaluate your connections to her, and then go in on it. It's that simple, just go in on it.

        Alright, well after I stupidly decided to update my profile cover on Facenovel due to it being an old picture, Vt got online, like coincidentally it shows that she's online, she sees it and likes it. Okay, I just re-evaluated my connections and I'm now thinking to myself "Why was I freaking out about this again?" Oh right, because of sh***y Facenovel privacy settings. Trying to hide your recent activity and updates? Nope, 'cause you can't!

        Now her's the part where I get paranoid and insecure. I always got to have a part where I get paranoid and insecure, because that's just how I am. So Vt's online right, my chat's open, so I just decided to "whatever" and messaged her "Heeey" because you don't want a bland "Hey", you got add that 2014 flare to it.

        So I kinda panicked and she asked the hardest question for me right now. It was "wacha doin?" And it felt like I got chosen by the teacher. "Drew, what is 2+2?" "Uhh, uhh, uhhhhh... MOUNT RUSHMORE!" F***ing Drew, man. Just kidding. I didn't want to say "Nothing" because that just makes me sound boring, even though it was true. I instead made up something and tried to come up with the most generic thing a 15 year-old boy could be doing on a Thursday afternoon at home. Yes, watching shows.

        "Just watching some shows :3" with that weird kawaii bunny face thing. Seriously, what is that? How do people make that face? She replies with "like?" And I'm just like "Uuhh, uhhhh, uhhhhh... MOUNT RUSHMORE!" Just kidding. Seriously, I'm over-complicating things way too much, beyond belief. I said, well I didn't really say anything.

        I wanted to be cool and not reply immediately, because of society, you know, never text back immediately. Anyways, I was too busy looking up "2014 mainstream television shows" on Google, which this time failed me and brang up only news report sites on Banksy.

        I guess I took a bit too long (2 minutes is apparently long) and so she said "lol" then "aye" and then "ttyl" and I'm just like "F***ing Drew, you could have just said Doctor Who or some other s*** that girls like nowadays." Seriously, what do girls like nowadays?

        I don't know if she left because she had to leave, or if I was not responding quickly enough, I don't know. It's just like that time Js randomly messaged me Hi during 1st semester or something and I didn't see that she messaged me until 16 minutes later. F***, I did it again, sorta.

        See how I over-complicate an extremely short conversation? Over the internet? Ugh. Anyways, the good news is, I did find some new good music, from listening to all of MORindie's Indie Electronic Mixes. And the song "Girls" The Knocks remix by The 1975. Damn that is a good song.

        Well, that's enough excitement for one week. Hopefully next time (and by next time I mean tomorrow), I can hopefully hold a conversation without the girl resorting to "lol" or "omg" because f*** those 3 letter acronyms. And don't even get me started on that one letter text "k". See you tomorrow I guess.