Friday, January 30, 2015 "Inconsistent."

Friday, January 30, 2015
Week: 24
Songs to Remember: Ghost in Your Mind - Feel Kim

        I am so inconsistent when it comes to posting. One day I make a nice, thoughtful traditional post, the next day I do a s***post. I was this close to dozing off and not doing a real one right now.

        So we watched more of that documentary on the Nanking genocide. Pretty disturbing stuff. We're still not finished with it I think, maybe about 10 minutes of it left. English, yeah I didn't really do much in English today. Just, more time to use the Chromebooks. My teacher though, she was like "I know how you guys have a lot of work, in trying to minimize the stress on you all by having work be done during class time" and I was like "OH THANK YOU BASED TEACHER". Was like a prophecy had been fulfilled. I've never hears a teacher say that.

        So the teacher was discussing about what we put on these Venn diagrams that we made on Wednesday. It was an online Venn diagram site and the topic was on curfew (not the real topic, this was just practice for using logos, pathos, etc). We were the role of a dude/girl and we're dating a dude/girl and we want to go see a movie but your parents are strict on your curfew. If you saw the movie, you'd be late by an hour. So you had to come up with arguments that support and ones that go against why you're allowed to go.

        The important part was to come up with stuff for the middle of the Venn diagram, the "common grounds". So, I pur "Have parents supervise", "Call/ notify parents when arriving to and from the theater, calling to make sure, etc", and "Have a GPS turned on for the entire time". The teacher described all those that I put and she said that they were pretty good at getting your parents to allow you. It'd work. And I was just thinking to myself like "Awww yeah baby". Got em' all on my diagram. And so, we worked on the Chromebooks for a bit after that, and after the lesson she taught because some of us don't use the word "bias" and "biased" correctly. Like, come on people, get with the program.

        As I was saying, we were working on the Chromebooks and the teacher was apparently grading the Venn diagrams (continued) and she just bursted out laughing all of a sudden. She was like "It doesn't matter, he will still be the father of my babies. That's what someone wrote for their common grounds! I don't think your parents will let you go even he will still be the father of your babies!" And I was like "Huh, that's one to write down". And, well, here I am. And so, after class, I went to the L building to meet up with that one girl and get my Thai Iced Milk Tea. I haven't had one in a while. I do not remember the last time I had one.

        So, I sat there while she made it. Very awkward. Her Hatsune Miku pillow owner BF came, aaand she was done. I apparently only had two dollars on me, so she was like "Aight, you can pay me back on Monday". Getting my stuff, I put my phone down and went my way. Then I felt a disturbance in my pocket; my phone wasn't there. I'm like "F***". So I went back to get it, and well, I got it. And that brings me to a chat I had with my buddies on Skype. They somehow got onto the topic of body pillows, I described how this one dude posted a pic of his Hatsune Miku one on Facebook, then my bud was like "Oh hey, he's dating that one girl" and I'm like "Yeah, that lucky son of a b***** n*qqa (Inside joke btw, not trying to be ghetto).

        So he was like "Ay, what are you talking about, she's like a 5/10". Then I'm like "Eh, I give her a 6.5/10". Then he told me how shady she was, how she called rape after getting angry with her old BF. They did it, then got into a heated argument, called rape, almost got the dude expelled. I asked "How do you know this?" He replied "Cc sent me screenshots of the convo". I was like "O". Well, turns out she ain't a virgin. You learn something disturbing everyday. And like my bud once said (which was today, on Skype, in a chat message, and I quote), "damn, girls r scry". Okay, well not really quoted, but close enough. And yes, they are scary. Insert Hall and Oates' "Maneater" here please. Woahhh, here she comes. Watch out boy, shell chew you up! Woahhh, here she comes.

        P.E. Table tennis. I'm slowly unlocking my true potential. I started on the 5th table for singles, almost threw multiple times. Got up to table 3 now. Still, I am uncertain I will get any farther than this. It's always been a trend where I start either low or middle, then go up, then go back down or the middle. Always. Anyways, just gotta keep the ball on the table and wait for the opponent to make mistakes and throw. Also, backhand everything. Me and this obe girl have been at the 5th table and moved up to the 3rd. Just a friend, I assure you, heh. Like seriously, no no no, just a friend. Will bo beyond the classmate level. I got several levels of closeness: first is stranger, then person I know, then classmate, then group member, then friend, then buddy, then best buddy, and then... well that level will be established once someone's reached it, heh.

        Umm, so, I finished my work last night, and well, I actually enjoyed my lung without the stress of having to rush and finish work within 30 minutes. Also, rap battles. There's been a couple rap battles at school, where the seniors are at. We gear them from across where we are. We hear "OOOHHHH" and that's it. I wish someone would yell "HAPPY FEET, WOMBO COMBO" or when someone gets the other good, they'd be like "THAT UP-SMASH" or "THAT AIN'T FALCO". But no, all I hear is "Fight, fight, fight" and that's by me, heh. Just kidding by the way, I don't believe in fights. I believe in duels, where the loser gets sent to the shadow realm. Those kind of fights.

        Umm, chemistry, completely skipped that. Or actually, I think I got off track and forgot about it. Anyways, we're currently learning about converting molar mass of stuff to volume and moles, Avogadro's numbers, the like. The teacher played an Austin Powers movie after the lesson while we were working on the homework. I believe that the sentence I just said was completely incorrect because, I've never watched Austin Powers, nor do I know if it's a T.V show, oooorr movie. Umm, pretty sure it's a movie. He showed us the part where Austin was like "Moley moley moley..." So, what is wanted to talk about in chemistry was that there are grams, liters, units like that right. Well for some, we use F.U, which stands for formula units.

        I know, F.U does look and sound like "F- You". So, my teacher suggested that if we wanted to curse at somebody, we'd instead say "Formula Unit!" and they wouldn't understand it. It's the perfect plan. F.U! Formula Unit! And now for the best news in math history: my bad grades won't be bad. I know for SURE I got a s*** score on both the tests I took this week for math. The eaxher was disappointed in everybody, she talked to the other math teacher (my last year's Geometry teacher) and he was disappointed too. So, knowing that "We're all in this together!", the teacher did something that she had never done before in her 20 years of teaching. At the end of the semester, she was gonna drop our lowest test score. Just remove it entirely. She said she had never done it before and doesn't plan to ever again, just this one time, heh.

        Do you know how much this means to me? OH THANK YOU BASED PYTHAGORAS. A squared plus B squared equals F is gone from my grade. Ohhhh baby. Also, work. But hey, it's pretty, ugh, ehhh, uhhh, fairly challenging, I'll stop at that. And for Chinese class, I ended up awkward again while reading the book aloud with my partner (not Zi this time) in the front of the classroom (we always have these kind of reads). And I always gotta remind myself "Hey, no one's gonna remember this. This s*** ain't important to remember, and if someone does and brings it up, then they definitely don't have anything better to talk about". Like a quote that I still follow today, it went something like "Be glad it's over". As in, be glad the embarrassing moment was over. Works actually really well for me.

        I know that my buddies and people I know and stuff will fluctuate after this year, but hey, it's been pretty interesting. It's kept me entertained so far, and that's good. On the bright side, I've gained the ability to crack my left wrist. Feels good man. Also, I will be updating my song list tomorrow. Or whenever I can. Anyways, gonna go to sleepy time now. Also, Lunar show tickets are sold out. Well, shoot, looks like I gotta stay home and play video games all day long. Thank you based Pythagoras. See you tomorrow.