Friday, October 31, 2014 "SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS."

Friday, October 31, 2014
Week: 11
Songs to Remember: Spooky Scary Skeletons - Andrew Gold, Christmalo.win - Seotaiji

        SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE. SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOUL, SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT.

        People's costumes were so bootleg. I underestimated the magnitude of cosutunes people were wearing today. 2nd period, this one girl dressed up as Maka from Soul Eater. She even had the green-colored contacts and I was like "Daaaaaamn, that is good". I saw a Hatsune Miku costume too. I also saw this one person around campus wearing a Tampax costume and I was just like "Oh come on, there are like, children here".

        We watched "Hocus Pocus" in 1st period today. You know, that one bootleg 90's Disney movie with the three witches? Yeah that one. We watched the movie while doing some work. Also she showed us this video of Ellen taking her producer Andy to a haunted house. Very entertaining start.

        Yeah I don't think we did anything really halloween-y in 3rd period. We just worked on a worksheet from our textbooks and that was it. There were some model skeletons in class and I just thought "Hmmm. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS-". You can probably guess what song was stuck in my head the whole day.

        4th period, we just worked out like normal. You still had to change out of your costume into the P.E uniforms still and all the people with the complicated costumes were all like "Sheeeeet". My buddy from P.E (whose locker is right beside mine) had on a Dallas costume (from the game series "Payday: The Heist). I was like "Yooooo, that is sick". What's bootleg is that a lot of people at my school carry gym bags right, and characters from Payday carry bags too, filled with money. So as you can see, his costume fits perfectly.

        Also, this one person said "Hey, I've seen some other dudes dressed up as Payday too" and I was just thinking like "Seriously?". I don't know why people always refer to character names as the title of where they're from. For example, a common one would be that everyone calls Ghost-Face "Scream". I'm just like, "That's the name of the movie, not the character". So what, everyone dressing up Elsa would be questioned "Hey, are you dressed up as Frozen"? Happens every time.

        Anyways, it was pretty rainy today. It only rained a bit from 2nd period to 4th. During 5th period, the teacher said that she was going to have us do the warm-up, then let us do homework in class, then pass out candy, and enjoy our Halloween with no work. I was like, "Uh, what did you do with the real teacher? Is this a fake class? Is this a fake video?" Apparently she lets us relax on holidays like these. Awesome possum. I got so much work done during that time.

        When class ended, it started pouring outside. Pouring hard. Like, I thought it wasn't that bad but then I realized I was getting soaked QUICK. I was like "Sheeeeeeeeeet". I was running to 6th period, people everywhere, water everywhere, there were rivers of rain. Like, literally. There was like, half an inch of water on the ground wherever I walked. I got to 6th period and my pants were soaked and my jacket soaked. Damn was that some hard rain. The teacher had paper towels for all of us to dry off. Everyone was wet.

        One guy whose pants were soaked like mines, decided to just take em' off. He just took off his pants and had his boxers on for the rest of the period and everyone was like "Okay". And I'm just like "What kind of bootleg-ery  is this?" We worked a bit and that was pretty much it. I thought the teacher would have some kind of sp00ky things planned but nothing sadly. Oh my goodness, I felt sorry for all the people who had on like complicated costumes and got completely soaked and had to wear uncomfortable wet clothing for the rest of the day.

        I met up with my buddy Ec (that's his name by the way) and we went to my mum's car (vroom vroom) and went back to my house. We originally planned to just go to the theater right away and just walk around the mall for an hour ('cause the movie didn't start until 4:50 PM) but one of the dudes I invited couldn't get a ride until around 5:00 ish so I was like "Aight, let's just hang out at my place until 5:00 PM). So, my buddy's at my house. I never had a friend over since... the 3rd grade, which was about 7 years ago.

        My buddy doesn't go to friends' houses often either. Or at all even. So yeah, there wasn't much to do really at my house. He just did his homework while I did mines, then I played a game of league and then we watched some Twitch.TV streams and then we headed over the mall. One of our buddies was already there and we sti had like 45 minutes 'till the movie started so we bought our tickets and then we went inside Daiso Japan (this one bootleg Japanese import shop) where my buddies each bought a belt. And hey, they were only $1.50 each.

        The shop was also playing "Nobody" by Wonder Girls and "Don't Forget Me" by Girl's Day so that cool. Soon our other buddy came and we went inside to see our movie. The pre-show trailers consisted of Taken 3, Insidious Chapter 3, Woman in Black 2, some bootleg space movie, and some other bootleg movies. Insidious 3 we might consider watching, even though we all have yet to watch the other 2 movies.

        And so we watched "Ouija", which was rated PG-13 by the way. PG-13 'cause it wasn't scary enough to be rated R. My buddy said that he saw reviews for the movie and that it's at like a 4/10 rating and I'm like "I know it's bad, all horror movies nowadays are bad, and that's why I wanna watch it. Hopefully get a laugh out of it 'cause of how bad it'll be". And umm, we weren't wrong. That movie was pretty bad and I didn't even know much about the movie before watching it. Saw the trailer a couple months back but forgot what happened in it.

        The plot build-up was like ehhhh, and then some scares were like ehhhh, but then some of the events in the movie were ew. Like, seriously ew. Umm, if you don't want spoilers, just skip to the next next next paragraph. This and the next couple paragraphs will be spoilers. Okay, so the bootleg parts were basically the entire film besides the beginning. The beginning was pretty cool, the girl got possessed and hung herself with Christmas lights. Nice scare. Then the movie got into such a plot and character build-up that was so boring, I felt sleepy actually hehe. I would've fell asleep if it weren't for the loud noises. And oh my god, did they do so many scares with like the cliche friend surprises them from the closing of the door thing. Like, they close a door and their friend is just there and got there without even saying anything or making any noise getting there.

        I thought that they had to break some kind of chain or whatever to stop a curse or whatever like in Final Destination but no, it was some bootleg convoluted plan that professional Ouija board experts only know. Hey, let me call in my buddy who's an expert on Ouija boards and Ouija board haunting removals. Apparently you gotta burn the corpse and Ouija board to get rid of em' permanently. The ghosty ghost appeared in her physical form. What the f***? She could've killed like everybody easily but I guess she wanted to take her time. I guess she could only levitate and bash a girl's head onto a sink once a week or something.

        Also who records themselves using a Ouija boards? Also, this one part made me laugh so much. When the main character was in the bathroom and looking in the mirror, I was like "Is she gonna floss her teeth?" 'Cause like that's the way the other girl got killed, while flossing her teeth. And well, she flossed her teeth and I was like "Oh come on, you're killing me here". The ending was ew too. The board comes back and she looks into the glass thingy and screen cuts to black with screams. I'd say it was kind of a "Woman in Black" rip off with the premise being a spooky mother and her 2 children.

        All in all, the movie was really really really bad. Probably one of the worst movies I've seen. You know what the rating is for the movie on Rotten Tomatoes? A whopping 8%. Not even a 1/10 stars. God was it bad. And bootleg. I'm guessing they didn't have much to work with. Ehhh. After the movie was over, my dad drove my buddy to his house and then I went home, showered, ate dinner, watch some videos, slept for a bit, and now I'm doing this.

        So uh, I still kinda want to write that creepypasta I had in mind. Just for the fun of it, see how it turns out. I was going to read some creepypastas tonight, but I'm kinda tired, it's 12:21 AM, and I wanna go to sleep. I'd say it was an eh kind of Halloween. Movie was pretty funny, reading creepypastas is actually scarier than watching "Ouija". Also apparently high-schoolers still dress up as much as elementary schoolers do, just with more variety in costumes. And uh, yeah, that was my Halloween this year.

        I hope you had a sp00ky time and hopefully you didn't watch a bootleg movie for Halloween. And just remember: spooky scary skeletons sends shivers down your spine. Shrieking skulls will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight. Stay sp00ky. Spook you tomorrow.